TORTURE NEVER STOPS... (Thank you, Frank Zappa !)

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Please, stop feeding them with Polonium!!!

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Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

Black squirrel (archive)

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Now that the news! Remember, the idiots come in all sizes...


The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from

the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province.

Attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed

because the dolphins' stomachs contracted in response to the instruments,

the China Daily newspaper reported.

Veterinarians then decided to ask for help from

Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9 herdsman from

Inner Mongolia with 41.7-inch arms, state media said.

Bao, 54, was confirmed last year by the Guinness Book of World Records

as the world's tallest living man.

Chen Lujun, the manager of the Royal Jidi Ocean World aquarium,

told The Associated Press that the shape of the dolphins' stomachs

made it difficult to push an instrument very far in without hurting the animals. People with shorter arms could not reach the plastic, he said.

"When we failed to get the objects out we sought the help of Bao Xishun

from Inner Mongolia and he did it successfully yesterday," Chen said.

"The two dolphins are in very good condition now."

Photographs showed the jaws of one of the dolphins being

held back by towels so Bao could reach inside the animal without being bitten.

"Some very small plastic pieces are still left in the dolphins' stomachs,"

Zhu Xiaoling, a local doctor, told Xinhua.

"However the dolphins will be able

to digest these and are expected to recover soon."

After they removed the bags from their bellies, they beat the shit out of them to join the Communist party underwater cells to undermine the dolphins from the Indian Ocean and beyond...Oh, and the dolphins really liked the internal stimulation; they were caught searching for the large, prolongated objects to stick 'em to their stomachs. This is the origin of the plastic-bag reflex...The moment a perspective victim sees a bag, he/she must have it inside the stomach and then wait for someone to dish it out...

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Are they circumsized? Hm, me zinks their foreskin is under their Buster Keaton's hats...Le Chuj-im!

Why are Jews at the 'Holocaust denial' conference?
The Magazine answers...

Members of Neturei Karta
Orthodox Jews at the controversial Tehran debate

Why are Jews attending a conference on the Holocaust in Tehran at which star guests include deniers of the genocide? Clue: they also want an end to the Israeli state.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Nice the blackboard and chalk maker...Sieg Tali! I hope they will invest wisely - open your mouth!

So here I am. Clipping around and wow - look what I have found...another great news about that beautiful, peaceful and loving religion. Never enough. Those guys truly amaze me. Each time me zink - can they come up with something new? They never fail.
Submit, submit and drink a little bit of bleeding teachers. Today them, tomorrow ze hole welt, strictly speaking, my dear idiots...

Saturday, December 09, 2006

And too small for Gulliver...size does matter...don't send it to Sudan and Somalia!!!

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

By Damian Grammaticus

BBC News, Delhi

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

Condom factory

Honestly, folks - to grow or not to grow,
that's the fucking question.
Size does matter when you die...
Take it from a man with a smallest stick in the world...besides Kim Jong Il