A spermatic question...

Finally a fitting sport for the mullahs!

Ze erection maen...or whatever...

Now, wait a minute - this is what I call a dropped call...

Before the shit hits the fan, try anything...Please, suction is bad for evolution...

Man's arm trapped in train toilet

TGV toilets are equipped with a powerful suction system

A passenger on a French train had to be rescued by firemen after having his arm sucked down the on-board toilet.

The 26-year-old victim was trapped when he tried to fish out his mobile phone, which had fallen into the toilet bowl, and fell foul of the suction system.

The high-speed TGV train had to stop for two hours while firemen cut through the train's pipework.

The man was carried away by emergency services, with the toilet still attached to his arm.

"He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off," said Benoit Gigou, a witness to the man's plight.

The incident happened on Sunday evening, aboard a train travelling in western France between La Rochelle and Paris.

Idiots, unite! Like a rolling stone, like a complete unknown...like this is your sharia...

Sharia, shmaria, shiteria...wonderful example of all-loving Islamic application...


Somali woman executed by stoning

A woman in Somalia has been stoned to death after an Islamic Sharia law court found her guilty of adultery.

The woman was buried up to her neck and then pelted to death with stones in front of a large crowd in Kismayo.

It was the first such execution in the southern port city since Islamist insurgents captured it from government-allied forces in August.

A local Islamist leader said the woman, Aisho Ibrahim Dhuhulow, had pleaded guilty to committing adultery.

"She was asked several times to review her confession but she stressed that she wanted Sharia law and the deserved punishment to apply," said Sheikh Hayakallah.

A group of men performed the execution in one of the city's main squares in front of thousands of people, AFP news agency said.

Decapitation experts - in the name of, let's see: popy seeds, opium, idiotic religion or anything else that comes to your mind...

That's right, my dear idiots...
What else is a human being good for? Headless folks are quiet and forever obedient...
Allahu Fuckbar!


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Taleban kill many in bus attacks

Taleban fighters have stepped up attacks in Afghanistan this year

Taleban insurgents have killed at least 27 people travelling on buses in the southern Afghan province of Kandahar.

A Taleban spokesman said that all those killed in the attacks on three buses were Afghan government soldiers, but officials said they were civilians.

The attacks happened on Thursday but the bodies have only just been found, dumped over a wide area.

A number of the men were beheaded after the attack in the Maiwand district, local and military sources say.

A Taleban spokesman said its fighters had boarded the buses travelling on the province's main highway, removed men identified as soldiers and shot them.

Afghan officials said all the victims were civilians as soldiers travel in military convoys or by plane.

Kandahar province has seen fierce fighting in recent months.

The Afghan army and international forces are fighting a counter-insurgency campaign against anti-government forces in the south of the country, the BBC's Martin Patience reports from the capital, Kabul.

'Child killed'

The casualty figures could not be independently verified.
BBC map

According to police in Kandahar, the militants failed to stop one bus, after which they opened fire, killing a child aboard the vehicle.

Stopping another bus carrying about 50 people, they killed 24 of those aboard and freed the rest, Kandahar police chief Matiullah Qateh was quoted as saying by Reuters news agency.

He added that women and children were aboard the buses involved in the attack.

An Afghan defence ministry spokesman, Gen Mohammad Zahir Azimi, was quoted by The Associated Press as saying a total of 31 people were killed.

Six of the dead were found beheaded in an area away from where the others were shot, the general explained. A village elder also said some of the dead had been decapitated.

Taleban spokesman Yousuf Ahmadi told AFP news agency that those killed were soldiers en route to Helmand province.

"We found government documents on them and we killed 27 of them," he said. "The rest, who were civilians, we freed."

So whom they will start to execute now?

Let's see: We got some Jews, some Bahai, some Christians, some Zoroastrians, and even some humans!
Let killing continue in the name of merciful, all-knowing allah...allahu fuckbar!

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Iran 'to stop executing youths'
By Jon Leyne
BBC News, Tehran

Mahmoud Asgari, 16, and Ayaz Marhoni, 18, shortly before their execution in 2005
The execution of juveniles is banned under an international convention

Human rights campaigners have welcomed an announcement by Iran that appears to end the execution of juveniles.

Iran is believed to be the country that executes the largest number of juvenile offenders - defined as those aged under 18 - in the world.

At least six youths have been executed in Iran this year alone.

The development came in the form of a directive announced by Iran's deputy prosecutor general, Hossein Zebhi, broadcast by the state news agency.

He said that judges had been instructed to no longer impose the death penalty on juveniles.

But it is not clear yet precisely what legal force it has or whether a new law must go through parliament.

A lawyer who represents 25 juveniles under threat of execution said he had heard no word yet of the new directive.

Blood money

Some of his clients have been on death row for years, as negotiations continue over whether victims' families will accept blood money - cash to avoid execution.

Iran is one of last remaining countries in the world that imposes the death penalty on juveniles aged under 18 at the time of the crime.

Human Rights campaigners say the practice is explicitly banned by the International Convention on the Rights of the Child, which Iran has signed and ratified.

In a statement, London-based human rights group Amnesty International said it welcomed the announcement.

New Soviet Union or why did they EVEN bother to change it to the Russian Federation?

YES, MY DEAR IDIOTS...THE SOVIETS ARE BACK ON OUR BACKS, SOON WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER REVOLUTION...FIRST WE WILL COMFORTABLY REMOVE OUR OPPONENTS THEN WE WILL RENAME ALL THOSE LITTLE FUCK-COUNTRIES OF THE FORMER, MIGHTY SOVIET EMPIRE BACK TO THEIR SOCIALIST ADJECTIVES. FOR EXAMPLE: CESKOSLOVENSKA SOCIALISTICKA REPUBLIKA, ETC.
MEANWHILE OUR BOSS, THE BLACK BELT ASSHOLE HAVE TO FINISH HIS KGB EDUCATION BY MEETING WITH THE CRIMINAL COMMUNIST PARTY - THIS TIME OPENLY - JUST TO REMIND THE WHOLE WORLD - THAT THINGS AIN'T AS THEY LOOK LIKE...
SO REPACK YOUR LITTLE BACKPACKS, MY DEAR IDIOTS - IT IS TIME TO HITCHHIKE TO ANOTHER GALAXY...


Russian rights lawyer 'poisoned'

Russian human rights lawyer Karinna Moskalenko represents the family of Anna Politskovskaya

French police have opened an inquiry into allegations that a prominent Russian human rights lawyer may have been poisoned in Strasbourg on Monday.

Karina Moskalenko, who represents some of the Kremlin's best known critics, fell ill after finding a substance similar to mercury inside her car.

She and members of her family were later treated for nausea and headaches.

Prosecutors said there had not been enough of the substance to endanger life, but that more tests were needed.

Ms Moskalenko's clients include the jailed former Russian oil tycoon, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, and the family of the murdered journalist, Anna Politkovskaya.

The lawyer said on Tuesday that her illness had meant she was unable to travel to Moscow on Wednesday for a preliminary hearing at the trial of three men charged with Ms Politkovskaya's murder.

He took home what?

Laughing all the way to the insane asylum - where he belongs. Good example of money as a religion...
And I thought I am the only one who is independently poor...

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Lehman Bros head took home $300m

Richard Fuld: "I don't expect you to feel sorry for me"

The head of failed US investment bank Lehman Brothers has told Congress that he took home about $300m in pay and bonuses over the past eight years.

Richard Fuld, whose firm went bankrupt last month, made the statement during testimony before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

The panel is holding its first hearing into the cause of the financial crisis.

It is being held amid renewed market turmoil, with shares plummeting further in Europe and the US.

Committee chairman Henry Waxman opened the hearing by saying the credit freeze threatened the entire economy.

"To restore our economy to health, two steps are necessary," he said. "First, we must identify what went wrong. Then we must enact real reform of our financial markets."

'Feeling horrible'

Turning to Mr Fuld, Mr Waxman asked whether it was true he had received $480m (£276.2m) in pay and bonuses since 2000 - and whether this figure was fair.

Mr Fuld replied that the correct total was about $300m (£172.6m).

"We had a compensation committee that spent a tremendous amount of time making sure that the interests of the executives and the employees were aligned with shareholders," he said.