TORTURE NEVER STOPS... (Thank you, Frank Zappa !)

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

Blame everything and everybody for our idiocy, except me...

Now, let me get it straight - the assholes attack the bus, burn some people in it - just for fun - or social justice? And what follows is a solidarity silence from the PC camp...Orwell was right...all of the pigs are equal but some are more equal than the others...
Merde!

Woman burned in France bus attack
A bus in Blanc Mesnil, north of Paris, set on fire on 27 October
At least six buses have been set on fire in Parisian suburbs this week


A woman has been seriously burned and three others are suffering from smoke inhalation after youths set fire to a bus in the French city of Marseille.

Monday, October 23, 2006

With the idiots like these who needs the enemy?

Nice, very nice...history pukes again...

Rubber bullets at Hungary protest

Police in Hungary have fired rubber bullets and tear gas to disperse protesters during commemorations of the 1956 uprising against Soviet rule.

Clashes took place with about 1,000 demonstrators close to parliament where officials had earlier laid flowers on the 50th anniversary of the revolt.



Hungarian police faced
protesters
in
a Soviet-era tank


Sunday, October 22, 2006

Meanwhile, back to Iraq...

OK, boys, stop wasting the ammo on that graffiti soldier...



US marines training in Iraq
A senior US state department official tells al-Jazeera TV the US has shown "arrogance and stupidity" in Iraq.

Don't even mention!

A little gift from China - how to increase your chances to hide more nuclear tests. G'esund-heit !

Damned Chinese food, I think I've got diarrhea (my favorite English word)...

Saturday, October 21, 2006

What is right with this picture?

Hallo, yes, I hear you well...Do you hear me?

What is wrong with this picture?

Wreckage of bombing in Kirkuk, 15 October 2006

Apparently the heroic Iraqi officer did not realized that there is no driver inside this latest model. Which bring us to a fundamental question:

How can we accomplish our goals when these people are behaving this way?! Superstious and dangerously armed.

Also, as you might have already noticed, there is no driver in the vehicle behind him (on the left). Yes, apparently we live in a driverless society...

FROM NOW ON YOU MUST...THE WORLD'S ASSHOLE # 1!

Kim Jong-il
KISS THE DEAR LEADER PORTRAIT AND WHEN HE IS NOT LOOKING, EAT JAPANESE BROWN RICE, SOPHISTICATED CHINESE PORK SKIN, FRESH RUSSIAN PUBIC HAIR, SOUTH KOREAN EFFIGIES AND FORMER EASTERN EUROPEAN BLONDS WITH PERFECT SEMTEX SKIN.
NOW, FOR THOSE WHO ARE CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT, I HUMBLY SUGGEST REVISITING THE PAST...
LOOK STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES!

Is he circumsized?


FEATURES

President Ahmadinejad IS THIS MAN CIRCUMSIZED?




THE NEW SURVEY - WHAT DO YOU THINK, REALLY? THE WINNER OR CORRECT
ANSWER WILL GET YOU INSIDE THE NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR REACTOR WITH PHARSI SIGNS - DOWN WITH JEWISH ATOMS!
IDIOT AKBAR!

Friday, October 20, 2006

Another campaigner against world's idiocy, unfortunately...

Borat SagdiyevThis Borat is confused; he speaks broken Polish and not screwy Russian...and he ain't Kazakh...He is a Mongoloid.
As anti-himselfnik, he definitely plays an useful role in pointing out this world's idiocy...
Yakshemash, sounds semitic but it's actually Polish from around Zakopane...
The proper version should be: Idee v huy!, loosley translated as: your father's penis is rather attractive...you can take it from here, my dear idiots!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Very Limited Point Of View - VLPOV

Using specially designed VLPOV device during my DaDa performance...who said nothing is possible? Posted by Picasa

DaDa is alive and well...in Pougheekpsie

Doing that DaDa thing, dadaoing it...with my pet For Pet's Snake! reciting my poetry at the 90th anniversary of Cabaret Voltaire celebration... Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Sieg Kim and maybe little bit of Heil too...

 Do you trust this idiot? And just look at this picture; how many children in the uniform on the way to become idiots, can you find?

Rip more and perhaps we will accomplish something....

Yes, my dear coming-from-monkey, now only money, soujourners...
It is a monkey business...



Delhi monkeys face forest future
By Sanjoy Majumder
BBC News, Delhi

Supreme Court has ordered 300 monkeys captured from the streets of Delhi to be transferred to forests in the central state of Madhya Pradesh.

Thousands of monkeys roam the capital, mostly around government offices, and are considered a public nuisance.

They have terrorised bureaucrats and in one instance even ripped up top secret defence documents.

But the monkeys are viewed as sacred by India's Hindus, who often feed them, encouraging them to remain.

Snatching food

Monkeys in India

Friday, October 06, 2006

Baldness yeah, but what about ball-less-ness?

friday, 6 October 2006,
Government backs baldness therapy
A UK biotechnology firm is developing a robot to grow hair follicle cells for use in treating baldness.

Intercytex has successfully tested a method of removing hair follicles from the back of the neck, multiplying them and then reimplanting the cells.

Bald man

Thursday, October 05, 2006

And who do you think gave them this technology in the first place? Oh, I got it - it was the meat-eating plants!

Yes, rejoice you peacemakers and good-will builders from Moscow and Beijing - your baby has finally arrived. Now you see it, now you don't...
Thursday, 5 October 2006
Russians 'in N Korea test talks'


Russia says it is in direct contact with North Korea to try to prevent it from carrying out its plan to test a nuclear weapon.

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said Moscow was talking to the North Korean leadership in an attempt to dissuade it from conducting a test.

It comes two days after North Korea said it would test a nuclear weapon.