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THE TALLEST MAN IN THE WORLD SAVES DOLPHINS!

The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from

the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province.

Attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed

because the dolphins' stomachs contracted in response to the instruments,

the China Daily newspaper reported.

Veterinarians then decided to ask for help from

Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9 herdsman from

Inner Mongolia with 41.7-inch arms, state media said.

Bao, 54, was confirmed last year by the Guinness Book of World Records

as the world's tallest living man.

Chen Lujun, the manager of the Royal Jidi Ocean World aquarium,

told The Associated Press that the shape of the dolphins' stomachs

made it difficult to push an instrument very far in without hurting the animals. People with shorter arms could not reach the plastic, he said.

"When we failed to get the objects out we sought the help of Bao Xishun

from Inner Mongolia and he did it successfully yesterday," Chen said.

"The two dolphins are in very good condition now."

Photographs showed the jaws of one of the dolphins being

held back by towels so Bao could reach inside the animal without being bitten.

"Some very small plastic pieces are still left in the dolphins' stomachs,"

Zhu Xiaoling, a local doctor, told Xinhua.

"However the dolphins will be able

to digest these and are expected to recover soon."

After they removed the bags from their bellies, they beat the shit out of them to join the Communist party underwater cells to undermine the dolphins from the Indian Ocean and beyond...Oh, and the dolphins really liked the internal stimulation; they were caught searching for the large, prolongated objects to stick 'em to their stomachs. This is the origin of the plastic-bag reflex...The moment a perspective victim sees a bag, he/she must have it inside the stomach and then wait for someone to dish it out...