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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Would you trust this man to feed your pigs?

L Tuesday, 29 January 2008,

Man admits plot to behead soldier

A man described as a "fanatic" has pleaded guilty to plotting to kidnap and kill a British Muslim soldier.

Parviz Khan, 37, an unemployed charity worker from Birmingham, intended to seize and behead the serviceman "like a pig", Leicester Crown Court was told.

Three other men, Basiru Gassama, 30, Mohammed Irfan, 31, and Hamid Elasmar, 44, have admitted other offences connected with Khan's plot.

The jury was told that Khan was at the centre of a terrorist "cell"
Parviz Khand

He would be taken to a lock-up garage and there he would be murdered by having his head cut off like a pig
Nigel Rumfitt QC

Thursday, January 24, 2008

I have always wanted my bush to be edible...

Seriously folks, even the bad print quality doesn't diminishes that feeling of
- crunch, crunch - be gone!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Victory for the idiots or all is well in which (open your mouth) a-llah are we talking about ?

Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Afghan 'blasphemy' death sentence

An Afghan journalist has been sentenced to death by a provincial court for distributing "blasphemous" material.

Sayed Perwiz Kambakhsh, 23, was arrested in 2007 after downloading material from the internet relating to the role of women in Islamic societies.

A primary court in Balkh province said that Kambakhsh had confessed to blasphemy and had to be punished.

The court also threatened to arrest any reporters who protested against Kambakhsh's sentence.

Kambakhsh, a student at Balkh University and a journalist for Jahan-e Naw (New World), was arrested in October 2007 after material he downloaded was deemed to be offensive to Islam.

Shamsur Rahman, the head of the court, told Reuters news agency: "According to... the Islamic law, Sayed Perwiz is sentenced to death at the first court.

"However, he will go through three more courts to declare his last punishment," he said.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

This is not the way how to become pregnant...Did anybody tell her?

Thursday, 10 February 2005

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Monday, January 21, 2008

What the Shiia is this all about?

That's right folks, flogging reveals the secret of faith.
Flogg the shiia out of me, let the rivers of blood flow until everyone is covered.
It's all in the name of god and his prophet...
Not enough blood? We will supply it with our suicide squadrons...
No blood group identification necessary...we are the equal opportunity assassins...

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

The best delicacy is Mao's small dick - it's larger than you thought...


Beijing's penis emporium

By Andrew Harding

BBC News, Beijing

There are many thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do chefs specialise in a range of slightly more unusual delicacies.

The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

"Big dog," I reply.

"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.

Deer-blood cocktail

"Sheep... horse... ox... seal - excellent for the circulation."

She points to three dark, shrivelled lumps which look like liquorice allsorts - a special treat apparently - reindeer, from Manchuria.

The Guolizhuang restaurant claims to be China's only speciality penis emporium, and no, it is not a joke.

The atmosphere is more exotic spa than boozy night-out.

Nancy describes herself as a nutritionist.

"We don't call them waiters here. And we don't serve much alcohol," she says. "Only common people come here to get drunk and laugh."

But she does offer me a deer-blood and vodka cocktail, which I decide to skip.

Medicinal purposes

The restaurant's gristly menu was dreamt up by a man called Mr Guo.

Boiled ox penis
The Chinese believe that eating penis can enhance your virility

He is 81 now and retired.

After fleeing China's civil war back in 1949, he moved to Taiwan, and then to Atlanta, Georgia, where he began to look deeper into traditional Chinese medicine, and experiment on the appendages of man's best friend.

Apparently, they are low in cholesterol and good, not just for boosting the male sex drive, but for treating all sorts of ailments.

Laughter trickles through the walls of our dining room.

"Government officials," says Nancy. "Two of them upstairs. They're having the penis hotpot."

Most of the restaurant's guests are either wealthy businessmen or government bureaucrats who, as Nancy puts it, have been brought here by people who want their help.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Another great news from Awfulistan.

Yes, my dear idiots. Can't buy me love, yeah, yeah...but
it can get me out, you uncircumsized pricks...
(famous Taleban islamo-rock band)

Tuesday, 8 January 2008
Bribes' free top Taleban leader

By Alastair Leithead

BBC News, Kabul

British troops in Afghanistan
The mullah is now reportedly back in Helmand fighting British troops
A Taleban commander in Afghanistan responsible for leading attacks on British troops says he has been freed from prison after paying a bribe.

Mullah Sorkh Naqaibullah told the BBC he paid $15,000 (£7,500) to the Afghan authorities to win his freedom.

It was the third time that the leader, known as the "Red Mullah", had been captured and released, he said.

Mullah Naqaibullah operates in Helmand province, where there is a large concentration of British troops.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Missing link according to the Russians...

Seriously, folks...we need more big cats now.
I have always suspected those Russians to be from
another planet with their own evolution theory.
Poschlee vse v hooyi!

Tuesday, 1 January 2008

New Year rat craze grips Russia
The rat's image has had a New Year makeover in Russia

Russian pet shops are reporting a shortage of domestic rats, as shoppers snap them up ahead of the Chinese New Year - the Year of the Rat.

Shoppers are said to be buying even mice, hamsters or gerbils. But vets warn that some unwanted rats will be released in the streets.

While Russia's main religion is Christian Orthodox, Chinese astrology is a pastime for many.