are we sure???

2008...

Nano, schmano...but please leave my schwanz alone...thank you!

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Bible put on a pinhead-size chip

This could be the smallest Bible ever printed Researchers in Israel say they have succeeded in putting a version of the Bible on a chip smaller than a pinhead. Its 300,000 words in Hebrew were inscribed on a silicon surface at the Haifa Institute of Technology. Scientists say the aim of the project is to increase young people's interest in nanoscience and nanotechnology. The record for the smallest copy is held by a Bible measuring 2.8x3.4x1cm (1.1x1.3x0.4in), weighing 11.75g (0.4 ounces) and containing 1,514 pages. The 0.5sq-mm (0.01sq-in) nano-Bible was written on a silicon surface covered with a thin layer of gold (20nanometres thick - 0.0002mm).

Phuckistan does it again...

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Benazir Bhutto killed in attack

Benazir Bhutto had been addressing rallies in many parts of Pakistan Pakistani former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto has been assassinated in a suicide attack. Ms Bhutto had just addressed an election rally in Rawalpindi when she was shot in the neck by a gunman who then set off a bomb. At least 15 other people died in the attack and several more were injured. President Pervez Musharraf and his government called on people to remain calm so that the "nefarious designs of terrorists can be defeated."

and 1 mo' zing for the holidays...

The problem is how to insert...hm, let's see, what about roam it down the throats of those MTA fuckers?

Just in case and just for the holidays...

Phuckistan does it again!

Boy, I can't keep up with all those glorious deeds of wonderful Islam, the religion of peace, compassion, regular bowel movement - (oops) wrong department... But judge for yourselves... Friday, 21 December 2007 E-mail this to a friend Printable version

Security officials said the bomber was among the congregation At least 50 people have been killed in a suicide attack on a mosque in north-western Pakistan, police say. The explosion tore through the mosque, near the city of Peshawar, as about 1,000 people offered prayers for the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha. Aftab Sherpao, interior minister in the outgoing government, was in the congregation but was unhurt. His son was among about 100 people injured. The violence comes as Pakistan prepares for a general election next month.

Imagine! Kaaba is a big chunk of uranium...

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the Kaaba

No need to publish the above mentioned picture.
Picture it for yourselves...
Imagine, M.A. at the Kaaba...
Oy vey!!!

Why not, watch carefully...

Kaboom! 2 Iranians less in Iran...courtesy of peaceful
and compassionate, loving religion...
Mind you, Iran is a member country of the UN...
Gesundheit!

Now that what I call hollistics...Actually, his healing powers were in his balls...

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Thieves cut off man's 'holy leg'

By Omer Farooq BBC News, Hyderabad Holy men are renowned for their healing powers Police in southern India are hunting for two men who attacked a Hindu holy man, cut off his right leg and then made off with it. The 80-year-old holy man, Yanadi Kondaiah, claimed to have healing powers in the leg. He is now recovering from his ordeal in hospital in the city of Tirupati in the state of Andhra Pradesh. Local people believed they could be healed of spiritual and physical problems if they touched his leg. They also believed in Mr Kondaiah's predictions of the future. Police say the incident happened 550 km north of the state capital, Hyderabad. 'Brutal manner' Police say that the self-styled 'Godman' - who lives in a village near the city of Tirupati - was approached a few days ago by two strangers who came to seek his advice over a medical problem. Holy men are revered throughout much of India They say that the pair returned to the old man on Tuesday ostensibly to thank him for his help. "As the old man had the weakness of drinking, he accepted their invitation to have drinks with them," said local police Sub-Inspector Pendakanti Dastgiri. "They took him to a deserted spot in the outskirts of the village. "After the old man had passed out under the influence of liquor, they cut off his right leg from the knee," he said.

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Holy Shot ! Merry Shooting and Happy Coffins!!!

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2 Shootings in Colorado at Christian Sites

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By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Published: December 9, 2007

Filed at 5:24 p.m. ET

ARVADA, Colo. (AP) -- A gunman killed two people

at a training center dormitory for young

Christian missionaries early Sunday after

being told he couldn't spend the night, and hours later

four people were shot outside a church in Colorado Springs.

It was not immediately known whether

the shootings, about 65 miles apart, were related.

No arrests had been made in either attack by afternoon.

Eat my carrot...later we will use a stick...

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' Fake penis' sex attacker jailed

A sex attacker who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been jailed for 18 months. Driving instructor Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three female learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002. A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults. Cooney, of Marske-by-the-Sea near Redcar, told the court the carrot incident was a "practical joke". The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection. He then took her hand and made her touch the vegetable before showing her the carrot, the court heard. He denied placing her hand on his groin, but admitted hiding the vegetable in his pocket.

No wonder rents are so high, the gods don't give a kaka...or first you must be stupid to become a human being...

Last Updated: Friday, 7 December 2007

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Hindu gods get summons from court

By Amarnath Tewary Patna The gods have many temples in their name Pic: Vivek Raj A judge in India has summoned two Hindu gods, Ram and Hanuman, to help resolve a property dispute. Judge Sunil Kumar Singh in the eastern state of Jharkhand has issued adverts in newspapers asking the gods to "appear before the court personally". The gods have been asked to appear before the court on Tuesday, after the judge said that letters addressed to them had gone unanswered. Ram and Hanuman are among the most popular Indian Hindu gods. Judge Singh presides in a "fast track" court - designed to resolve disputes quickly - in the city of Dhanbad.

NOW YOU CAN RAPE THE VIRGINS UP THERE...ALLAHU FUCKBAR!!!..

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Amnesty says five minors have been executed in Iran in 2007 An Iranian man has been hanged for rape despite his alleged victims withdrawing their accusations and a judicial review being ordered into the sentence. Makwan Mouloudzadeh, 20, had been found guilty of raping three teenage boys when he was 13 years old. The hanging took place on Wednesday morning at a prison in Kermanshah province in western Iran. Human rights groups say international law strictly forbids execution of child offenders, even after they become 18.

Next time try Teddy Pig...

Hasta La Vista Europista...

This man has just won the so called elections.
Which country is it?

a) did you get it right?
b) did you get it left?
c) global freezing is back!