Never thought of literal: SHIT HAPPENS...

Now let me get it straight... Gods have incidentally polluted the river with a brown nectar and you have to go down to the river to add more pollution? What about charging a pollution fee and add some Muslims? E-mail this to a friend Printable version

Ganges flushed for Hindu bathers

Some 70m devotees are expected over the 45-day festival India's Ganges river at the city of Allahabad has been flushed with fresh water from upstream to improve bathing for millions at a key Hindu festival. Some holy men, or sadhus, had threatened to boycott bathing in waters they considered too polluted. Five million devotees have already gathered on the banks of the river for the 45-day Ardh Kumbh festival.

Who wouldn't do it for them? Ha?

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