And we thought the KGB era is over - what idiots we are!

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Ex-KGB officer 'poisoned in UK'

Scotland Yard is investigating the alleged poisoning of a Russian former security agent and critic of President Putin living in exile in Britain. Alexander Litvinenko, said to be a former colonel in the KGB, told the BBC he fell ill after meeting a contact in a restaurant bar in London this month. A Scotland Yard spokesman said the alleged victim was in a serious but stable condition in hospital. The highly-toxic metal thallium was reportedly used in the alleged attack. That's right, my dear idiots: Today thallium, tomorrow the whole tarrantula...KGB? In Russia? That's really funny...Ras-Putin is alive and well? Don't make me puke with laughter! People are being killed for trying to expose the militant, mafia-like post-Soviet junta? Oh, and the new tzarist regime doesn't have a design for their role in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea and some small moons eclypsing around now officially illegal Pluto? You must be out of your and others mind! Really, it's good to be a Tzar - with or without a mustache... Where is Borat when we need him?!