TORTURE NEVER STOPS... (Thank you, Frank Zappa !)

REMEMBER: DON'T CAVE IN TO ANY IDIOTS, ESPECIALLY THE religious farts such as the ISLAMO-FASCISTS and other fishheads from various denominations!!! Did you know, we are nothing but a spermatic, cosmic co-incident? This site is dedicated to the members of the GIANT group - Global Idiots Accelerated News Tips. PLEASE VISIT/CLICK ON THE ARCHIVES (on the right side) FOR MORE OUTRAGEOUS, LIFESAVING MATERIAL...

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Check this great site: www.religiousfreaks.com, created by gasmonso

Also I am initiating A THOUGHT OF A WEEK contest!

Anyone is welcome to participate.

Here is one:

"With the rate the Iraqis are killing each other and destroying their mosques, we will soon have a secular country big enough to resettle all Christian fundamentalists there..."

I have received a strictly confidential report that Al Qaida will soon release a new video in which: Osama will dance with an unemployed Rabbi; Jerry Fallwell and Pat Robertson will be washing a huge statue of Buddha; the Pope will speak Yiddish with heavy Korean accent; the birds will be cured of that nasty flu; the cartoonists will make a pilgrimage to Mecca; Maoists will turn into Taoists; and everyone penises will stay erected without Viagra until the next hadj...It is a promise...

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