O.K. flight attendants, down on your all fours, open your mouth, ready...

The various size idiots just don't give up...What's next? Virtual flying - you don't have to fly anywhere - just buy a RT ticket, sit in your ugly sofa, open that horrible Bud and continue to atrophy your poor insignificant brain? Ofcourse...what else?! One Day, That Economy Ticket May Buy You a Place to Stand Single Page By CHRISTOPHER ELLIOTT Published: April 25, 2006 The airlines have come up with a new answer to an old question: How many passengers can be squeezed into economy class? Graphic: A Balance Between Economics and Comfort A lot more, it turns out, especially if an idea still in the early stage should catch on: standing-room-only "seats." Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none have agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have seen a proposal.